the little tragedies

the little tragedies

In 2010 I took part in an exhibition in Pushkin House , part of the Russian Cultural Attache , it consisted of four pictures , three of which were based on the colours of the Russian Federation flag . At the time I turned it into a little book , but when I tried to upload it into the online book maker “Blurb”, I failed miserably . Fifteen years later I had another go , and it worked .

Well so I thought . Unfortunately the book did not work very well , I’d got the inside gutters , and a couple of other things wrong , so I rejigged it . Low and behold it works . So here it is , 15 years in the making , “the little tragedies” . You can view it as a PDF , or if you are so inclined buy a copy through “Blurb” , the individual prints are also available .

Several of the people in the picture are no longer with us , Anna Paczuska , Martin Duncan-Jones , and Anna Alcock . It is my first artwork that included Anna Alcock , and the first one ever that her son Joshua appears in . I think it was her passing that spured me onto getting the thing made . I have forgotten who some of the people on the boat are , so if you recognise yourself , please let me know .

dropping acid

There is an old joke where you ask some one the time after handing them a drink , they twist their arm to look at their watch and spill their drink , ha , ha , ha , or something .

I’ve got some sort of skin infection , a virus whose name I have forgotten , something monstrum or giganticum . It makes an irregular lump on the back of my wrist , you can see where this is going . Warts are caused by viruses , so I thought I would try a wart remedy , salicylic acid . It comes in a little bottle with a dabber .

So I held the bottle of salicylic acid , then dabbed it onto the thing . And yes I poured the whole bottle of salicylic acid out , all over my , Tascam DR05 . It is very to be wise after the event .

Now we all know that Newton’s law of viscosity is not a fundamental law of nature, but rather a constitutive equation , but this stuff has the viscosity of a super fluid . the little sound recorder seemed to suck it up like a traveller lost tin the desert . the following day it stopped working , it was coated in a white powdery substance , which cleaned off easily enough , so I disassembled the thing . Its insides were caked with it , and it didn’t clean off easily , it didn’t spring back into life , and it steadfastly refused to speak to me .

So thats another fine mess , an £80 mess , ha , ha , ha .

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