Back to hospital, blue lights flashing… (part 2)

I was moved four times before a bed in a ward became available, all different pods in A’n’E. It is surprising how large A’n’E is, and how many sections it has. One pod was even en-suite, I assume this was for potentially infectious cases, or for the nurses to get some restspite. Despite looking forward to a shower, I was moved before I could properly settle in . Eventually to Blackthorn Ward, a medical ward with a mixture of conditions catered for, from the side affects of covid, to brain injury, via indescribable conditions that challenged the nursing staff. I arrived as food was being delivered, too late to order some it was “left overs”, but lamb biriani is always acceptable. And then to sleep, ha, ha, ha.

It would seem that all the refugees from the English revolution are here, the ranters the ravers and assorted noise and trouble makers. Screaming, gurgling, coughing, and escaping, all known life is here. The man opposite bites through his tongue. One poor fellow walks up and down and constantly tries to “escape”. complaining under his breath and asking for locked doors to be opened, even the ones on to the fire escape which are closed due to building work. Once he made it out front but realising he had nowhere to go turned around and came back in, still complaining he was being locked up and wanted to go home. I hear you, I hear you my brother .

Having just got off to sleep we were woken up for the first “obs” of the day. The plan is to get my oxygen levels up and my inflammation markers down in order to leave. Everyday I’m held up the promise of release only to be beaten back into my bed by bad blood and lack of heavy breathing. Getting to 96% oxygen saturation is a struggle, my lungs have significant scaring from the sarcoidosis, but at least i could get a shower in. The major side effect was from the coughing and the constipation, cause by one the drugs I’m on, in both cases it aggravated my hernia, which continually popped out under stress, which can’t be treated until the heart valve is replaced.

I am being threatened with intravenous antibiotics, yikes, they don’t let you out with a drip attached to your arm. The day plods by, you cant do much in the way of reading or sketching when you have a severe lack of sleep. The night approaches we are into shift change and I tell the nurse the man opposite has blood coming from his mouth. That was exciting, a full on medical emergency. we are all curtained off and about twenty people appear by the bedside, surgeons are called x-rays are taken, every one moves out for the pressing of the button. The guy in charge is giving a lesson as he works telling us all what he is doing and possible alternatives. The would be escapee makes several forays to the door in all the confusion. The rest of us just revel in the diversion, whilst worrying about the patient, it could have been one of us. Eventually it all quietens down and the man is sent for an MRI, then curtains around our beds are removed, there follows a slightly quieter night.

The morning see more tests, more blood, and the man opposite having his lungs drained. There is another medical emergency when someone falls off of the toilet and they need the crane to get them up. During a third emergency, not sure what but it lasts all day, with people and visitors milling about, I decide to attend to my own emergency, under threat of having an enema inserted. Not with out some effort and pain I am successful and completely block the toilet. Help is unavailable too many emergencies going on, so I wander around and find a bucket in the sluicing room and flush the offending item away, what a life.

At midday I’m informed I have passed the test, freedom beckons. This requires a letter and some drugs to take at home, usually this takes 4 hours, no change there then. Still eventually I arrived home and managed an early night after seeing to my cat, who has cancer and will not be around much longer. I don’t think the infection has gone , i suspect come Monday there will be more antibiotics, but I have retreated from the outer circle of hell that was luring me in with two curries a day and porridge for breakfast, if they had had decent coffee who knows what might have happened.

where are you mary poppins

back to hospital, blue lights flashing… (part 1 )

Well I’m back in hospital. I had a rough night on Sunday, my lungs decided to give up. It seems that 85% oxygen saturation is potentially life threatening. 111 sent the ambulance about 30 second into the call. The ambulance driver recognised the house, he had been before, to pick up a friend of Eva’s, who chose to come to our place to be ill. They poked and prodded me, took gallons of blood, and came up with two scenarios, one, fluid around the heart, the heart valve is not working so it is not clearing the fluid as it should, and two, an infection, so they treated me for both. Antibiotics for the infection, and initially diuretics for the heart fluid. I had just spent the previous few days ingesting vast quantities of water to stave off dehydration. I needed a bucket to go with the diuretics, a very large bucket. That all settled down and they decided it was an infection in the end. But I have to stay in until my oxygen levels are respectable, 96/99 , and they don’t diminish on exercising. I tried to tell them not to worry as I don’t exercise , it didn’t work. I should be out soon, an infection aggravated by the heatwave. I have to get to ward where I can walk up and down in an oxygen tent or something.

Alarms going off, blood all over the floor, people forced into nappies as they don’t have enough staff to bring bed pans. Drunk polish building workers with limbs hanging off wandering around like zombies from hell. Crash trollies missing, agency staff hiding to avoid work. One toilet cubicle for 14 bays. That’s once you have made it into the inner sanctum passed the 250 facing a 10hr wait to see a Dr. I want to go to Lambs Cafe for my breakfast, but I have to sit here amongst the carnage, connected to a broken oxygen machine that is irritating my nose causing it to swell and block, making me sneeze. Sleep would be nice but the moaning from bay 5 has started again….

My hands look like Donald Trump’s, extensive bruising from incompetent would be phlebotomists. A swollen nose from snorting too much of the stuff that keeps us going, oxygen, come on keep up, and damp trousers starting smell of urine after struggling to keep up with the diuretics and prostate pills. At least we have hit a moment of calm, perhaps there is a fight in the corridor preventing the movement of people, perhaps Israel is trying to annex the place. I realise now we bypassed however many were waiting at 7.10 yesterday, because I needed oxygen, I went straight to a bay in the inner sanctum. Passed the fights and the chaos, passed the corridors piled with the accidentally bed bound, straight into a room of my own. Ive been moved again to a back office down a twisting corridor barely big enough for the bed to wind its way through . I feel cut off and isolated the room is tiny, but on suite. My own loo !! This is only a temporary room, they are still looking for a ward to exile me too.

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